Today is just a day to write you a note about the funny little things in life that make you giggle. A big one for me is my little girl. She loves to tell jokes, you know the ones that you say "I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?" If you have children, you know what I am talking about. Thanks to Quiznos kids meals (the jokes came with the meal), she was on a roll the other night. So here are few jokes to share with your children, co-workers or family. You may have heard a few before. They are clean and may bring back some of your own joke telling memories. Here they are, from Morgan to you:
Where do snowmen keep their money? In snowbanks!
What do you do with a sick wasp? Take it to the Waspital
Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance? Because he had no-body to go with!
What has 4 eyes but can't see? Mississippi
What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper
Why can't your nose be a 12 inches long? Then it would be a foot
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